Summer Lovin’ Week 2

Kittens are clawing at my uterus!

My womb is like you carving out the seeds of an apple.

Like the strawberries you brought home from the market.

Err, it’s like the most beautiful rose petals.

But this woman talks about such things much lovelier than I can times a thousand!

So I didn’t bother weighing in because of the miraculous things happening in my lady parts as we speak. Instead of a number on the chart I’ll get an                       for this week.

(Ladies! If things are happening in your lady parts and like me your weight shoots up during that time, feel free to ask for an                       in lieu of your weigh-in.)

(My most sincere regards to John, our token man. Or perhaps he should be giving us his sincere regards?)

I actually stepped on the scale on Monday night and was SHOCKED, “Whaaaaaat?” WOE IS MEEEEEE! Until my uterus spoke up, explaining things like my mood, weight gain, my especially sudden need for male companionship, pasta slurping, yadda yadda.

Review my Summer Lovin’ goals, shall I?

Mostly, I didn't do badly with my goals. I did manage to sleep eight hours a night because I was off for Spring break [insert smiley face here] And I only forgot to track on two days--that's really good for me! [insert smiley face here]
Here's where I didn't do too well though: I only worked out twice and I didn't make my OA meeting.Was too busy sleeping and moaning over school work.

If you are taking part in Summer Lovin’, tell us in the comments how things went for you? Did you lose, gain, maybe maintain? Remember we lost 14.5 last week!

lovelovelove

-A-